Election Bumper Stickers

• "Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." - Joseph Stalin

• Don't blame me -- I voted for Gore... I think.

• Unpresidented!

• If God meant us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

• Jews for Buchanan

• What popular vote? I voted -- didn't matter.

• My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President.

• Disney gave us Mickey; Florida gave us Dumbo.

• Don't throw away your vote... let Katherine Harris do it for you.

• Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant?

• Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.

• To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential material!

• One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states).

• I didn't vote for his daddy either!

• It ain't over 'til your brother counts the votes.

• The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

• Banana Republicans

• George W. Bush: The President Quayle we never had.

• The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years.

• Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
  Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.